I was confused in general by the alternative meaning of the word 'come' for years. When I was growing up whenever I asked my mum anything about sex she told me to look it up in the dictionary, and I could never work out what was so brilliant about people 'arriving'.

We got some 'Raid and and cockroach spray' yesterday and it's brilliant. It actually dissolves them! Hurrah! Going on a bit of a killing spree now...