I'm currently convinced that there's a giant conspiracy involving Glasgow city council finding out where I work and deciding to have massive roadworks on every possible route between there in my house. So right now I tend to look at every piece of un-tarmacked land and think 'if there were a road over there I could be driving on that instead of sitting in this logjam.'

Does this make me a terrible person? Possibly.

Would this make me a person who is not late for work? Definately.