It happens a lot when I don't like butter/marg/mayonnaise on sandwiches. I'm not good, I'm fussy.

I couldn't find the Church Times article it came from, so perhaps they didn't mean to do that and it's bad reporting? But yes, co-opting a humanist/areligious movement for religious purposes is disturbing.

I generally have my head in the sand so much I forget all about poppies. I might try to get a white one though, but I'm not sure if I'd wear it.