I heart the English language. I bet no other language has a word for curved surface of liquid in a narrow diameter tube. We are the bestest.

Also, I only knew one of them! Adipose. I thought Uxorious and Lineaments meant something entirely different to what they actually mean (not exactly sure what I thought they meant, but definitely not those things!) and the rest of them I have never heard of, and would swear you are making them up in a hilarious prank to make us all feel intellectually inferior. Except obviously you would never do that.