I wonder what the scab will taste like.

[slemslempike]

I just got wotsit dust in a small cut on my back. Ow.

Comments

[metamorphosa.livejournal.com]

Ewww! And Ow! But also, erm, HOW?

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

I scratched my back and nicked it, then I was eating wotsits, forgot, and scratched again with dust on my fingernail. Oops! I know, I am rather disgusting.

[whatho.livejournal.com]

You are eating wotsits incorrectly.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

I do most of the rest of it okay. Open bag, convey contents to mouth...I just forgot to wipe my fingers properly.

[metamorphosa.livejournal.com]

I'm quite sure I, you, and many others have done much more disgusting things.

Maybe it'll heal a bright orange colour. Then in years to come you'll have a rather interesting story to tell the kids who live down the road and know you as the that old and cool/weird book woman.

[steepholm.livejournal.com]

Thanks to a bizarre Wotsit accident, slemslempike was, from that day forth, Cheesewoman!

Do please let us know when your superpowers develop, and what form they take.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's the best vision of my future I've ever heard! *is happy*

(Oh, and you are so right that I've done much more disgusting things than that...)

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

It would make me very happy indeed if I became able to generate more wotsits. Mmmm. Mortal enemy of the lactose intolerant!

[(Anonymous)]

I've got a raw patch on the roof of my mouth and am still wondering which of the foods I've eaten today is able to dissolve skin. I think, the raw red onions with lemon juice on.
Do Wotsits cause a pleasant or an unpleasnat ow?