Disappointments on awakening.

[slemslempike]

There is no such book as Clare and the Chalet School.

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[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

How dare you imply that I'd stoop to self-insert! Why, my eyes have gone purple at the very thought as I swish my long silver hair over my alabaster shoulder and fend off the advances of every desirable canon character!