I decided to be firmly in opposition to the crisp thing, which I've never encountered, probably because I don't go to parties. Even if I like both flavours. 'Cause someone else might not and it would be vexing for them. Ain't I altruistic?

Also I tried to click 'not oxbridge' about 97 times. I know there are more important things. Sort of.

Also Michael Coveney is an arse.