Anonymous comments

[slemslempike]

Hello. People aren't posting much. Maybe people think that they don't have enough content for a post? In which case, you could tell me as a comment.

Or, maybe you would like to tell me a SECRET. Or just MESS WITH PEOPLE'S HEADS. Or say something you want to say but without your name attached: ANONYMOUS COMMENTS.

(Because I am a horrible person, whenever I see posts that admonish people to "play nicely", I want to leave filth-ridden comments excoriating all their near and dear. So I'm not saying that.)

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

how do you annoy Lady Gaga?

p-p-p-poke 'er face, p-p-poke 'er face!

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

You know, I don't think I've ever heard that song. I still like the joke, though!

Going to the quiz makes me realise how much I don't know current music. Every time there's a pub-wide groan of "oh, easy" I never know what's just been played. (Although I did once recognise some My Chemical Romance from one note. But it was an easy one.)

(You have to say it outloud for it to be funny)

[medland.livejournal.com]

What cheese do you use to hide your horse?

Mascarpone.

Re: (You have to say it outloud for it to be funny)

[slightlyfoxed.livejournal.com]

This friend of mine said he was made entirely of cheese. I didn't believe him, so I said 'Chaumes.'

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pregnant! With twins!

It's always fun when people do this anonymous comment, right? Probably doesn't work if the person is already known to be pregnant with twins.

Unless there is another person one of your friends who is in a similar situation...

[(Anonymous)]

I'll help someone get pregnant. And we can do it twice, to give the chance of twins.

Re: (You have to say it outloud for it to be funny)

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Jen told us that joke only the other day! I like it a lot.

Re: (You have to say it outloud for it to be funny)

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

I've never heard of Chaumes before, I assume it's pronounced "show me"?

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Twins, wow, you know that's going to be really... AWESOME!

I am amusing myself by imagining that this is not by the person that I assume it is.

[(Anonymous)]

I am very much enjoying Cheer! It's fab.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

I like anonymous comments even when I pretty much know who they are. I'm glad you're enjoying Cheer!. When I have money again I'm going to get even more cheerleading books. I love them so. Also books about sororities.

[cellardor.livejournal.com]

I'm at the point now where they're at Nationals and we're finding out winners. It's like I'm watching it on tv and rooting for them all. Although I cannot cheer myself since I am reading it at work during lunch.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

It's properly gripping! And the nice thing about them being in different groups is that you can desperately want them ALL to win, and not have to make choices about favourites.

[cellardor.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I didn't realise that in the beginning so I was trying to decide who I liked best. I think I'd have gone with All-Girl if that were the case.

Re: (You have to say it outloud for it to be funny)

[slightlyfoxed.livejournal.com]

If you slur a bit.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

I love All-Girl! I can't believe that they get the leftovers from the mixed squad, and that people don't think that girls can cheerlead properly without boys. Grr.

There're cheer fit classes that I might well go to if I get to live somewhere where they happen. Basically it's leaping around with pompoms. I like the sound of that.

I've made one up!

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

My friend said she could only do some football manoevres with hard cheeses. I asked "cheddar"?

[cellardor.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they don't seem to get as much respect, which is stupid since they're hurling other women about and have to be very strong.

I would love to go to cheer fit classes. I would be rubbish at it, but I bet it's good fun. I wonder if they do one near me...

[cellardor.livejournal.com]

Dude, there is a cheer fit class across the road from where I work. I should go!

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

They have them in central London: details here. Ooh, they're walk-in. And I'm in London on Sunday... do you want to go?

[felinitykat]

Ooooh anonymous person, do you think I could borrow it after you're done? Maybe at Lizzie's dinner? (if slemslempike doesn't mind it being passed around, of course!)

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

I do not mind at all! As long as people keep me informed about where it is when it gets passed along, and it doesn't go outside of people I know.

[cellardor.livejournal.com]

I will bring it! I was wondering how to get it to you. It's really good.

[felinitykat]

Ace, thank you! I can then return it to you in April, if I don't see you before.

[felinitykat]

Hooray! Thank you.