Anonymous comments.

[slemslempike]

Hello. It is quite early, isn't it? Maybe not for you. It is for me though, I don't like to interfere too much with these happenings of the morning. The gasman cometh, though, to make sure we are not in imminent danger of dying in an exciting gasball fire explosion. And I am here to make sure he has everything he needs. That probably entails offering to make him tea, but I'm not sure we have milk. Oh! Jen's milk arrives today, and I need to bring it in. Then at half past nine I must ring the doctor because my pills run out on Sunday night and this is not at all a good time for me to come off them.

Last night I had pie in which was contained wild boar sausages, black pudding, apple and sage. It was quite nice. I also forgot to defrost food so I can't take the mince thing to university to eat. It wasn't a very nice mince thing anyway, but food is not very easy. I have to go the minute I can, and then work all day. Last night I didn't sleep very well at all, not least because I realised that this time next week I'm supposed to be submitting.

Would you like to leave me some anonymous comments? Of course you would, it would be your pleasure to contribute some small source of pleasure into my long day of staring at a horrible draft and checking my email too often. You could, for example, leave me a comment instead of putting it on twitter. I am very resentful of twitter.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I had a dream last night which involved a lot of choral voices singing 'Nick Clegg' to the tune of the Pet Shop Boys' Go West. Do you think I am a Prophet of God, and if so what should I do about it?

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

I think you should announce your prediction more widely, then take steps to make it happen (eg hire choir, secure music rights) and then MAKE THEM BELIEVE.

[(Anonymous)]

Nick Clegg! Wants your every vote
Nick Clegg! Hasn't got a moat
Nick Clegg! Not the other Nick
(Nick Griffin - he's a total prick)
Nick Clegg! In his yellow tie
Nick Clegg! Can probably fly!
Nick Clegg! Not a man of faith

... OK, nothing rhymes with faith except 'Ringwraith' and I'm not sure what the Liberal Democrat policy on those is. But it's a start.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Very nice! I'm sure the Lib Dems are perfectly prepared to help ringwraiths integrate into society if needs be.

[(Anonymous)]

If Nick Clegg were handy with a lathe all your problems would be solved.

[(Anonymous)]

I think that's Jesus, though it is quite easy to confuse the two.

Second attempt - this time cloaked in anonymity

[(Anonymous)]

From Wall of Corn to Ness of Caith?

[(Anonymous)]

Believe what he say-eth?

[(Anonymous)]

This is brilliant! You have to find a choir and record it.

[(Anonymous)]

Nick Clegg! He doesn't need to rhyme!