I should have known better

[slemslempike]

I googled "16 inches in cm" to get a conversion for circular needles, and while the first hit that comes up is for a calculator, the next two are both about penis size. One the wikipedia entry on Human penis size, and the other is a question on answerbag from a 16 year old wondering if his penis is small. (No, it's not. Also I really doubt the guy who says he's seen a friend whose penis reaches "his collarbone" when erect. Unless I parsed it wrong and it comes up to the viewer's collarbone. Perhaps I've led a sheltered life, though.)

I am now slightly less enamoured with the snow because it's holding up my parcels of knitting stuff. And my boots gave up on being waterproof.

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[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

One of my favourite ever things I read on a forum (which one is lost in the mists of time) was someone relating about a very petite female friend of hers who'd taken a guy home. On their mutual disrobing saw that he had the biggest penis she'd ever seen, porn and all, and just said "I have nowhere for you to put that".