I believe that if you charge enormous quantities of money and/or do it on a chaise longue and exclusively with the upper crust (high court judges and cabinet politicians or whatever the Tashkentian equivalents are), you move out of the realm of harlotry and into courtesanship, which is clearly not banned. This may or may not be a solution to your dilemma.

People should just give you all the Michael DeLuise stuff without any tedious mucking around with credit card details, because you are clearly appreciating him properly and are the WORLD EXPERT on him. Are you doing this because of planning to go on Mastermind?