My underwear never matches either. I pretty much only ever wear black pants and I used to only really have black bras so they would at least be the same colour, but since I got refitted all my new bras are all sorts of different colours and the vast majority of my pants remain black. I do have a matching pant for each bra, but I am keeping the pants for some sort of entirely imaginary and hypothetical 'best', which - I guess? - would involve someone actually SEEING said underwear, but by the time that actually happens I will have worn the bras so much more than the pants that they'll be different colours anyway. Plus if I were to ever go on a date I would probably be so paranoid about jinxing potential future naked action that I couldn't bring myself to wear a matching set anyway.

How do people change their bras, anyway? Are there people out there who wash their bras after a single wash? I certainly don't. Am I a slattern?

I think that headboard is dreadful.