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[slemslempike]

I MIGHT GET TO DRIVE A STEAMROLLER.

They are tarmacing the road outside our office, and I saw that they had a roller, so I went upstairs to Nawaz to get him to help me, and he has charmed the engineer and the county official supervising the engineer, so next time they're using the roller I need to go out, find Jimi and GET MYSELF ON THE ROLLER. I won't be able to crush stuff with the roller, which was my actual absolute dream, but it's a perfectly good step even if not

I HOPE THIS WORKS. I HOPE IT VERY HARD.

I nearly got to sledgehammer some walls in December but then I got fakevacuated before they started work on the office. I am so very very excited about this possibility, as is our intern who wants to take photos of me, and finally there is an upside to being in a country with little to no health and safety awareness!!!

I AM CLARE, ASPIRING CRUSHER OF WORLDS.

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[yiskah.livejournal.com]

PS even if this happens I still hate Nawaz.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Well OBV.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

And still even though he called me this evening to tell me they were removing the tiles from outside the office and that I could be the person who smashes them with a hammer!

[yiskah.livejournal.com]

EVEN THOUGH. He is a terrible man and no amount of destruction enabling can take that away.