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I'm criminally boggled
Welsh farmer pleads guilty to stealing more than 70 sheep from neighbour.
The term 'rustled' is invoked: 'At least 73 ewes in lamb were rustled in March'.
Alas, this does not sound at all like the Old West of the movies of my youth:
[He] told the court he had acted because of financial pressure but understood his actions were “unacceptable”, BBC Wales reported. Williams added that he “deeply” regretted stealing the sheep and “feels ashamed”.
This is downright weird, though, coming over as somewhere between performance art and participant observation??? Or maybe more like anthropologists who 'go native' if they spend too long in the field, this is a sad warning of what happens to criminology lecturers?
Woman who calls herself ‘UK’s poshest thief’ fined for stealing Le Creuset cookware:
A former criminology lecturer who calls herself the “UK’s poshest thief” has been fined for stealing more than £1,000-worth of Le Creuset cookware, steaks, wine and gin.
Pauline Al Said and her husband, Mark Wheatcroft, have been fined £2,500 between them after the thefts from a garden centre and a branch of Marks & Spencer.
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Representing themselves, the couple, from Southsea in Hampshire, told Portsmouth crown court their actions were on the “lower end”.
Personally, I think 'stealing your Le Creuset cookware' is in the same area of tackiness as, what was it, 'people who bought their furniture', or was it silverware?
I also think it is tacky to call yourself 'UK's poshest thief' and a pretty sure sign that you are a very long way from being the C21st equivalent of Raffles the Amateur Cracksman.