- I appear to be a children's book character today.
In front of the people I was with, while they were all looking at me, I took my waterproof trousers out of my bag and unrolled them, which released an adorable cartoonish spider that scuttled away and hid (presumably giggling mischievously).
- Main campaign: "There was no wrecks and nobody drownded".
1. Travelled across variously muddy, mired, and flooded landscapes to the first of today's two riverside study sites. Small river at entirely normal levels, and access less muddy than usual at this time of year. Yet again being a geology understander pays off.
2. Arrived at second riverside site next to large (by English standards) river that was clearly rising more rapidly than forecast. Narrow and overgrown walkway to survey site was partially underwater and only about 2cm above the point at which I'd have vetoed going any further for elfin safety. Am told walkway flooded this afternoon after we left (and adjacent river access points had already been fenced off by local authorities, which we discovered when we passed them later).
- Sidequest: pet fierce Battle Pug.
While we were out and about a woman walking her pug dog passed us and I bent down to pet him, and she warned me that he always bites strangers (and sometimes also her), but he just sniffed my hand then barked at me when she dragged him away. [/definitely a character in a children's book today]
- Levelling up: heroically rescue dusty tomes from book dragon's hoard.
I scraped into an academic library after the door was locked at the end of the day, using my card and keycode, picked up a stack of six books from the reservations shelf which conspiring colleague had rounded up and placed there earlier (only one of which was an actual reservation for which I had paid), and took them to be figuratively rubber-stamped by the librarian because special collections items need approval and can only be issued for two weeks. Librarian asked me if I'd manage to get them back before library closes for xmas in 13 days. I pantomimed my regret at being unable to comply and, looking as if butter wouldn't melt &c., I asked sweetly if items could be issued until library reopens in January. Librarian, radiating the traditional seasonal bad-will to all library patrons, agreed to additional loan time through teeth gritted in a passive-aggressive rictus of a smile. Hopefully somebody else will infuriate the book dragon enough to put me out of mind and I won't suffer unholy vengeance visited upon me in January.
- Apropos of the previous item, the academic book I'm currently reading has the bestest "List of Definitions and Abbreviations" in the front, lmao:
( Abbreviation Appreciation Society )