Klutz

[slemslempike]

I was about to write an entry about the event today, but then I dropped my laptop on my nose, which hurts. It is also cut, so tomorrow I will have a scar that I am somehow going to have to explain to my colleagues in a way that doesn't sound too depressingly ridiculous.

I once stabbed myself in the forehead with my own thumbnail while attempting to put on a t-shirt.