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slemslempike) wrote2006-09-08 03:26 pm
slemslempike) wrote2006-09-08 03:26 pm
Reading
I am so irritated by the change of cover on the latest Princess Diaries book that I shan't be buying it. That will undoubtedly teach them. I wasn't attached to the particular design of the Princess Diaries, but the new one looks rubbish. The figures aren't too bad, but the backdrop is very cluttered and blah. I am getting a little tired of Meg Cabot anyway. It's all rather samey after a while, and there's always something just niggling under the surface that annoys me. Also her blog tends to grate on me. Probably this means I should stop reading it, but then where would I find hand-drawn pictures of girls masturbating?
I have been reading Sweet Valley University books, specifically 48, 49, 50, where they go on a road trip competition thing to try and win a scholarship, and then 53. Fortunately the narrative style is such that it doesn't matter how many you miss out in between books, you'll catch up within a paragraph or too. The first books introduce a new character, Neil, who by 53 has transferred from Stanford to SVU, and is running for student president, despite having been there for about half a semester AT MOST. Neil, by the way, is gay. We don't know this until he turns down Jessica, but after that it's made disgustingly blatant by his sudden propensity for shopping and his exquisite good taste. But it's okay, because he is the right kind of gay, who has sworn off relationships, doesn't want to push any sexuality-related issues for his platform, and gives the nice straight characters lots of opportunities to prove themselves un-homophobic. Then the campus LGBT group shows up, and seems to start a smear campaign against Neil for not being out, and provide lots of opportunities for the nice straight characters to disapprove of being blatant about one's sexual preferences.
I got Andy Serkis's book about being Gollum out of the library, and it's mostly really interesting about how the way of representing Gollum changed, and little bits of behind the scenes bits that are lovely. However, he also includes a poem he wrote for his daughter, and I really think that the LotR people should stop trying to embarrass me to death. It's not quite as bad as Sean Astin's literary murder attempt, but still. There is a picture in the book of them all at a press conference, and mostly they're dressed quite casually (and Dom looks atrocious), but Sean Astin is wearing a blazer and tie. This is the kind of thing he does to me.)
I have been reading Sweet Valley University books, specifically 48, 49, 50, where they go on a road trip competition thing to try and win a scholarship, and then 53. Fortunately the narrative style is such that it doesn't matter how many you miss out in between books, you'll catch up within a paragraph or too. The first books introduce a new character, Neil, who by 53 has transferred from Stanford to SVU, and is running for student president, despite having been there for about half a semester AT MOST. Neil, by the way, is gay. We don't know this until he turns down Jessica, but after that it's made disgustingly blatant by his sudden propensity for shopping and his exquisite good taste. But it's okay, because he is the right kind of gay, who has sworn off relationships, doesn't want to push any sexuality-related issues for his platform, and gives the nice straight characters lots of opportunities to prove themselves un-homophobic. Then the campus LGBT group shows up, and seems to start a smear campaign against Neil for not being out, and provide lots of opportunities for the nice straight characters to disapprove of being blatant about one's sexual preferences.
I got Andy Serkis's book about being Gollum out of the library, and it's mostly really interesting about how the way of representing Gollum changed, and little bits of behind the scenes bits that are lovely. However, he also includes a poem he wrote for his daughter, and I really think that the LotR people should stop trying to embarrass me to death. It's not quite as bad as Sean Astin's literary murder attempt, but still. There is a picture in the book of them all at a press conference, and mostly they're dressed quite casually (and Dom looks atrocious), but Sean Astin is wearing a blazer and tie. This is the kind of thing he does to me.)
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Quite right!
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Hahaha WORD.
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...I think the problem is not Sean Astin.