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[slemslempike]

since i got here i have driven my parents' car into the garage door and also swallowed my tongue stud. Not the ball, the whole thing.

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[metamorphosa.livejournal.com]

OMG! How on *earth* did you manage to swallow the stud? Including the ball thingy underneath?

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

It came untwisted while I was eating, and I didn't notice until I crunched on the remaining ball, and it wasn't there. I made my sister ring her doctor boyfriend to find out that I wasn't going to die. Apparently I'm not.