Ah.

[slemslempike]

Hindsight's 20/20, and all that, but I think that had I known that the workman was coming today, I would not have hidden my vibrator under the duvet that he had to move to get to the window.

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[paranoidkitten.livejournal.com]

I think so too. ;)

[alicamel.livejournal.com]

That's good advice you know. Glad we've all benefited from this Learning Experience. ;)

[jekesta]

::loves you::

[yiskah.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[hunningham.livejournal.com]

If it makes you feel any better, I once climbed out my morning bath and stepped into the kitchen, which is absolutely not overlooked, to get a coffee top-up. Builder had arrived very early and was standing by kitchen window. I didn't notice him until he knocked on the glass. Apparently he's still dining out the story.

[felinitykat]

*falls about laughing*

Sorry :o) But -- hee! Will you ever have to see this particular workman again?

vaguely similar story

[jinty]

My oldest friend came round one time and I badgered her into helping me make my bed, for some reason. As we whipped off the duvet, of course what was under it? Heh. Girls together it's a giggle, but nevertheless for the first 2 seconds all I could do was to stare at it aghast because of my secret being blown or something. A beat -- and then we both laughed together. And for the rest of the day!

[krazymazy.livejournal.com]

Yikes! "Um... awkward!" Hee.

[br0k3nsoul.livejournal.com]

Some years ago, my toddler nephew wandered into my bedroom while I was in the kitchen and the next thing I knew my sister was laughing hysterically as the little tyke wandered out with a giant purple vibrator in his arms.

I know the pain of which you speak.

[sabethea.livejournal.com]

thank you for cheering up a vaguely melancholy day...