Ah.

[slemslempike]

Hindsight's 20/20, and all that, but I think that had I known that the workman was coming today, I would not have hidden my vibrator under the duvet that he had to move to get to the window.

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[paranoidkitten.livejournal.com]

I think so too. ;)

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

The shuddernig is mainly coming from the fact that I wasn't here - so while the vibrator has clearly been moved, I don't know what happened.

[jekesta]

Oh no! (See this is the time when we all need Nerdcakes' Bill Bailey icon of Oh No!) Oh dear. It is bad anyway but the not knowingness does make it even worse. Perhaps it was moved without anyone noticing it in a kind of not really possible but might make you could pretend if it helps type way? ::loves you:: :):):):)

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

It may, perhaps, have been flicked to where it landed when the workman picked up the duvet without him seeing? *hopeful eyes*

[jekesta]

Yes, yes, I think so. ::reassuring eyes::

[alicamel.livejournal.com]

That's good advice you know. Glad we've all benefited from this Learning Experience. ;)

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Well, I try to be of service!

[jekesta]

::loves you::

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Thank you- that is comfort indeed in this, my hour of cringing.

[yiskah.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

If it had happened to someone else, I would agree!

[hunningham.livejournal.com]

If it makes you feel any better, I once climbed out my morning bath and stepped into the kitchen, which is absolutely not overlooked, to get a coffee top-up. Builder had arrived very early and was standing by kitchen window. I didn't notice him until he knocked on the glass. Apparently he's still dining out the story.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Hee! That does make me feel somewhat better.

[felinitykat]

*falls about laughing*

Sorry :o) But -- hee! Will you ever have to see this particular workman again?

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

I didn't see him this time - I was at work and my housemate let him in. So there's that at least!

[felinitykat]

Well, that's something, then. At least he won't recognise you in the street :o)

[anglaisepaon.livejournal.com]

Maybe he'll think it's your roommates. :)

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Sadly not - she let him in, and then disappeared into her room. Although she did ask him not to stand on my bed. (I haven't pressed for further details, I think it's best not to know)

vaguely similar story

[jinty]

My oldest friend came round one time and I badgered her into helping me make my bed, for some reason. As we whipped off the duvet, of course what was under it? Heh. Girls together it's a giggle, but nevertheless for the first 2 seconds all I could do was to stare at it aghast because of my secret being blown or something. A beat -- and then we both laughed together. And for the rest of the day!

Re: vaguely similar story

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Hee, I think I'd cope if it was someone I knew well enough. Actually, one year at uni my housemates gave me a box, proclaiming "it's for you to keep your vibes in!" Sadly, the box was too small, although I didn't mention that.

[krazymazy.livejournal.com]

Yikes! "Um... awkward!" Hee.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

At least I'll never have to meet him.

[krazymazy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that is lucky. =)

[br0k3nsoul.livejournal.com]

Some years ago, my toddler nephew wandered into my bedroom while I was in the kitchen and the next thing I knew my sister was laughing hysterically as the little tyke wandered out with a giant purple vibrator in his arms.

I know the pain of which you speak.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Okay, that's much worse than my story! If family members had been involved I wouldn't be able to type for gibbering.

[sabethea.livejournal.com]

thank you for cheering up a vaguely melancholy day...