Ah.

[slemslempike]

Hindsight's 20/20, and all that, but I think that had I known that the workman was coming today, I would not have hidden my vibrator under the duvet that he had to move to get to the window.

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[jekesta]

Oh no! (See this is the time when we all need Nerdcakes' Bill Bailey icon of Oh No!) Oh dear. It is bad anyway but the not knowingness does make it even worse. Perhaps it was moved without anyone noticing it in a kind of not really possible but might make you could pretend if it helps type way? ::loves you:: :):):):)

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

It may, perhaps, have been flicked to where it landed when the workman picked up the duvet without him seeing? *hopeful eyes*

[jekesta]

Yes, yes, I think so. ::reassuring eyes::