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[slemslempike]

Hello. People aren't posting much. Maybe people think that they don't have enough content for a post? In which case, you could tell me as a comment.

Or, maybe you would like to tell me a SECRET. Or just MESS WITH PEOPLE'S HEADS. Or say something you want to say but without your name attached: ANONYMOUS COMMENTS.

(Because I am a horrible person, whenever I see posts that admonish people to "play nicely", I want to leave filth-ridden comments excoriating all their near and dear. So I'm not saying that.)

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[(Anonymous)]

how do you annoy Lady Gaga?

p-p-p-poke 'er face, p-p-poke 'er face!

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

You know, I don't think I've ever heard that song. I still like the joke, though!

Going to the quiz makes me realise how much I don't know current music. Every time there's a pub-wide groan of "oh, easy" I never know what's just been played. (Although I did once recognise some My Chemical Romance from one note. But it was an easy one.)

(You have to say it outloud for it to be funny)

[medland.livejournal.com]

What cheese do you use to hide your horse?

Mascarpone.

Re: (You have to say it outloud for it to be funny)

[slightlyfoxed.livejournal.com]

This friend of mine said he was made entirely of cheese. I didn't believe him, so I said 'Chaumes.'

Re: (You have to say it outloud for it to be funny)

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

I've never heard of Chaumes before, I assume it's pronounced "show me"?

Re: (You have to say it outloud for it to be funny)

[slightlyfoxed.livejournal.com]

If you slur a bit.

I've made one up!

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

My friend said she could only do some football manoevres with hard cheeses. I asked "cheddar"?

Re: (You have to say it outloud for it to be funny)

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Jen told us that joke only the other day! I like it a lot.