slemslempike: (nemi: Angry Pike)
slemslempike ([personal profile] slemslempike) wrote2010-03-28 11:48 am

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"Godwin's law states that "as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1". This is both funny and true, like John Prescott having bulimia."

Fuck right off, David Mitchell.

[identity profile] cakesy.livejournal.com 2010-03-28 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, Clare, what is wrong with you? That is CLEARLY HILARIOUS. It was like John Prescott KNEW that people would get bored of just being able to laugh at him for being fat after ten years or so, so he helpfully compounded it with a girly eating disorder. IT IS THE COMEDY GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING AND YOU KNOW IT.

[identity profile] slemslempike.livejournal.com 2010-03-28 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
It is like I am a SOUR-FACED HUMOURLESS FATTY OR SOMETHING.

Being a feminist has robbed me of what little sense of humour I used to have.

[identity profile] sabethea.livejournal.com 2010-03-28 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Being a feminist has robbed me of what little sense of humour I used to have.

No no, surely you BECAME a feminist because you have no sense of humour so there was nothing else to do about it?

[identity profile] slemslempike.livejournal.com 2010-03-28 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Chicken and egg, I think.
ext_939: Sheep wearing an eyepatch (spiralsheep Ram Raider mpfc)

[identity profile] spiralsheep.livejournal.com 2010-03-28 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
But only because the pharmacist refused to dispence contraceptives. /humourless feminist

[identity profile] serriadh.livejournal.com 2010-03-28 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
But women aren't funny to begin with? I know, because QI told me so and it's SCIENCE and everything.

Oh, I get it. 'Sense of humour', for a girl, means 'laughing at the boys' jokes' not 'making funny jokes yourself'.

David Mitchell isn't usually so full of fail.

[identity profile] pisica.livejournal.com 2010-03-29 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
And I bet that right at this exact minute you are having your period.

While your legs remain unshaven.