Accidentally prurient.

[slemslempike]

I've just returned from seeing Antony and Cleopatra in London. I had to get the FCC slow train because it was such a LONG play. I think maybe Shakespearean Roman plays don't agree with me. Which is a shame because I've yet to see Coriolanus. Anyway, on the train back I caught sight, through the seat backs, of what I thought was somene in a hoodie hunched over, but they looked a weird shape. I was squinting at the shape when suddenly it resolved itself into a couple kissing and I found myself staring into the eyes of a rather cross-looking man.

I wrote this on my new phone that I got for Chrristmas. If you have any recommendations for android apps that would be great.

Comments

[whatho.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's so annoying when shapes you're trying to figure out transpire to have eyes. Though frankly people who kiss on public transport must EXPECT to be stared at, and possibly booed.

I don't know what an android app is. SORRY. I'm going to guess it has something to do with egg whisks and groinal sockets.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Oh, Kryten! If Kryten would just condescend to follow me around everywhere I would have no need of other apps.

SHOULDN'T THEY JUST. I admit I have occasionally done so myself, but not at my instigation, and always with a healthy dose of self-hatred.