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[slemslempike]

webofevil linked to a sperm donor site where you can search for donors based on what the celebrity they look like. I am not prepared to join/pay money, so I can't see if it's true, but I can tell you that they don't have anyone who looks like Peter Deluise. Dustin Nyugen they have, Sean Astin yes, but no Deluise Ma or Mi. Anyway, I can't work out who I was searching for, but I found this delight of a man:

With so many interests keeping him perpetually busy, it is no wonder he would love to one day visit Africa "to get away from civilization for a while."

I wouldn't pay $685 for a vial of his sperm.

Comments

[anglaisepaon.livejournal.com]

What a winner he must be.

There's no Alan Rickman look-alike donor, either. Boo.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Ooh, maybe there's a SOUNDALIKE site, where you could get a child that sounds like Alan Rickman. Might be a bit weirdly Electral. Also I imagine that voices are more nurture than nature though I don't know if that's true.

[whatho.livejournal.com]

I might pay to keep his sperm away from the general population and locked in a very secure safe where no-one can ever get to it ever.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

That is a good point.

[yiskah.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I suspect that's actually not a very uncommon viewpoint. I don't want his spunk, though.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Are you SURE? He has so many interests!

[yiskah.livejournal.com]

Not to mention his lofty ambition to own TEN HOUSES! He sounds like a real catch.