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[slemslempike]

One of the nice things about being in this office is that sometimes there's food left over after their posh meetings. Supervisor just came out with a plate of crisps and a huge slice of chocolate cake. Aha! I thought. Something to make up for the fact that he gave me dessert plate away.

Alas. Banana.

He is clearly trying to poison me. Would it not be simpler just to have me fired?

Comments

[jeejeen.livejournal.com]

Booooo!
Are you allergic to bananas, or do you just hate them?

yesterday we had a Cheese Plate to end All Cheese Plates, and I gorged as though it were the eschaton. CHEESE!

[enidw.livejournal.com]

Chocolate and crisps are the most magical flavour combination in the world.

[zoje-george.livejournal.com]

Simpler to have you fired?

Nah. Too much paperwork.

"Alas. Banana." is so my new catch phrase of the day.

[krazymazy.livejournal.com]

Aww... I love bananas. *Cue adolescent giggling*