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[slemslempike]

One of the nice things about being in this office is that sometimes there's food left over after their posh meetings. Supervisor just came out with a plate of crisps and a huge slice of chocolate cake. Aha! I thought. Something to make up for the fact that he gave me dessert plate away.

Alas. Banana.

He is clearly trying to poison me. Would it not be simpler just to have me fired?

Comments

[jeejeen.livejournal.com]

Booooo!
Are you allergic to bananas, or do you just hate them?

yesterday we had a Cheese Plate to end All Cheese Plates, and I gorged as though it were the eschaton. CHEESE!

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Nope, just fussy!

Oh, a cheese plate would be heaven. (I went to the pub for lunch, and maybe the 8% Chocolate Frog beer was a mistake. I'm really hungry and moving kind of slow.)

[enidw.livejournal.com]

Chocolate and crisps are the most magical flavour combination in the world.

[zoje-george.livejournal.com]

Simpler to have you fired?

Nah. Too much paperwork.

"Alas. Banana." is so my new catch phrase of the day.

[jeejeen.livejournal.com]

I ALMOST DIED from the banana my boss gave me.

[zoje-george.livejournal.com]

Alas. Banana.

I am glad you're okay. Because YOU COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED!

[krazymazy.livejournal.com]

Aww... I love bananas. *Cue adolescent giggling*