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[slemslempike]

When I shaved my head for the first time I noticed how much hair doesn't grow uniformly, with little bits poking out here and there. So I am not surprised that this holds true for hair on my body, but I am somewhat bemused that the hair on my crotch is inching its way slowly down my thigh... but only on one side. Encroachng hirsuitness - fine. Asymmetry - really irritating.

Comments

[katlinel]

Your crotch is the Phil Oakley of the world of hirsute genitals.

[slemslempike]

I am embarrassed I had to google Phil Oakley. Maybe if I grow it long enough I could do a sort of combover.

[sabethea]

Only just now? I kind of hate you. And it's worse when it's your face, trust it from someone who knows....

[slemslempike]

I am lucky, my facial hair is reasonably symmetrical, I get dark ones on both sides of my mouth, white spikey ones on both sides of my chin... though come to think of it the darkest ones on my neck aren't quite central.

My pubes have gained about an inch of territory on either side (albeit patchy_ for at leat the last 7 years. But apparently left thigh is putting up a brave fight, and righty has just rolled over and welcomed the onslaught a further inch and a half.

[whatho]

I have an asymmetrical haircut at the moment - pixie-short on one side and growing into a chin-length inverted bob on the other - and I'm enjoying it, but it's disturbing seeing photographs where I look the opposite of how I see myself in the mirror. I like being two different people depending on from which side you approach me though. I appreciate this probably doesn't work quite so well for public hair.

[whatho]

Not public. You know what I mean. Unpublic for the most part.

[slemslempike]

Maybe that is why the right thigh is allowing access, they are bored of being merely public and are adding their L.

[whatho]

Why is it so hard to write pubic? I had to back up and delete an L even then.