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[slemslempike]

An anteater walks into a bar and says that he'd like a drink. "Okay," says the bartender. "How about a beer?" "Noooooooooo," replies the anteater. "Then how about a gin and tonic?" "Noooooooooo." "A martini?" "Noooooooooo." Finally, the bartender gets fed up and says, "Hey, listen buddy, if you don't mind me asking - why the long no's?"

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[ananas2003.livejournal.com]

A polar bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. "I'll have a vodka and ........................ orange, please". The barman says "sure, but if you don't mind me asking, why the big pause?" To which the bear replies: "dunno, they've always been this size".

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Yay!