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slemslempike ([personal profile] slemslempike) wrote2005-09-29 01:47 am

More please!

An anteater walks into a bar and says that he'd like a drink. "Okay," says the bartender. "How about a beer?" "Noooooooooo," replies the anteater. "Then how about a gin and tonic?" "Noooooooooo." "A martini?" "Noooooooooo." Finally, the bartender gets fed up and says, "Hey, listen buddy, if you don't mind me asking - why the long no's?"

[identity profile] cangetmad.livejournal.com 2005-10-05 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
A horse (or in some versions it's Celine Dion) walks into a bar and says glumly: "A pint of beer and a sandwich, please." Then it (she) just stands there looking sad. The bartender hands over the beer and sandwich and asks timidly: "Why the long face?"

[identity profile] slemslempike.livejournal.com 2005-10-05 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Hee! I love jokes like this. It's probably a sign of a deeply flawed personality, but I don't care.