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[slemslempike]

An anteater walks into a bar and says that he'd like a drink. "Okay," says the bartender. "How about a beer?" "Noooooooooo," replies the anteater. "Then how about a gin and tonic?" "Noooooooooo." "A martini?" "Noooooooooo." Finally, the bartender gets fed up and says, "Hey, listen buddy, if you don't mind me asking - why the long no's?"

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[cangetmad.livejournal.com]

A horse (or in some versions it's Celine Dion) walks into a bar and says glumly: "A pint of beer and a sandwich, please." Then it (she) just stands there looking sad. The bartender hands over the beer and sandwich and asks timidly: "Why the long face?"

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Hee! I love jokes like this. It's probably a sign of a deeply flawed personality, but I don't care.