Ah.

[slemslempike]

Hindsight's 20/20, and all that, but I think that had I known that the workman was coming today, I would not have hidden my vibrator under the duvet that he had to move to get to the window.

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[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Okay, that's much worse than my story! If family members had been involved I wouldn't be able to type for gibbering.