DICK

webofevil linked to a sperm donor site where you can search for donors based on what the celebrity they look like. I am not prepared to join/pay money, so I can't see if it's true, but I can tell you that they don't have anyone who looks like Peter Deluise. Dustin Nyugen they have, Sean Astin yes, but no Deluise Ma or Mi. Anyway, I can't work out who I was searching for, but I found this delight of a man:

With so many interests keeping him perpetually busy, it is no wonder he would love to one day visit Africa "to get away from civilization for a while."

I wouldn't pay $685 for a vial of his sperm.