Anonymous Stuff.

[slemslempike]

I have always wanted to do an anonymous meme. I love reading other people's. But whenever there's a spate of them I realise too late, so that everyone has fatigue, and their capacity to be secretively bitchy/scandalous/revelatory/deep/shallow etc is ended. But now I have remembered. I have no logging. I also actually proper promise never to turn it on suddenly as I have seen some evil people do. That is bad. So yes.

Secrets! Bitchiness! Revelations! Thoughts! Criticism! All shall be mine. Please. It'll be fun!

P.S. Also, the right answer was sultanas. Reemmber this for next time.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

soylent green is people

[(Anonymous)]

I am developing cunning new Boggle strategies. Just you wait.

[(Anonymous)]

There is someone on my flist who I would like to (virtually) shake on a daily basis because I think they're being very silly. But that would be rude, so I refrain.

[(Anonymous)]

I just ducked out of having lunch with someone I promised to have lunch with by claiming to be ill and faking a coughing fit on the phone. In my defence, I do have a cough, but it didn't materialise at the right time.

[(Anonymous)]

I used to have an inappropriate crush on somebody I work with. It went away and I was quite relieved, because, just, NO, but now it has come back! And even though I have a partner and this person is married, I just can't stop fantasising about doing raunchy things with them! Ooh la la.

[(Anonymous)]

I am cross and evil and I think people are actually starting to realise this instead of foolishly believing me to be a Nice Caring Sort.

[(Anonymous)]

I am too tired to do any work today as I stayed up reading too late. How do you cope?

[(Anonymous)]

There is someone that I don't have on my friends list but others do, that I find so negative that I have to scroll quickly past any entry that mentions their name because of the way they make my skin crawl.

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I meant to go for sultanas, sorry, but ended up pressing the wrong button and didn't know how to change it.

Don't suppose that's a swing vote, is it?

[(Anonymous)]

the Johnny Cash version of "Hurt" makes me cry

[(Anonymous)]

I am significantly up the duff - you're only the 3rd person I've told!

[(Anonymous)]

I feel very guilty a lot of the time. Even if I'm completely justified and in the right about something, I feel guilty for making someone else be completely in the wrong. So when I do something stupid and awful, it's kind of a relief - because I still feel guilty, but I felt guilty anyway and I can tell myself that if nothing else I've given someone else the opportunity to be completely justified in being angry with me. Because twisted logic is fun and it's nice to be able to tell yourself you've done one thing right when you've done everything else wrong.

[(Anonymous)]

I have no bitchiness or criticism to offer. Just love - and maybe an understanding of some of the less good things in life, because I'm sometimes there, too. I think you're incredibly lovely, and clever, and stronger than perhaps you know. xxxx

[(Anonymous)]

I go through life feeling like a fraud. When I was at university I kept expecting someone to come up to me and say 'Hey you, you're not clever enough to be here! Who do you think you're kidding? Get out!' I get the same thing at work. I keep expecting my bosses to realise that I am actually stupid and rubbish and don't know what I'm doing, and then sack me. I am constantly slightly surprised when this doesn't happen.

[(Anonymous)]

I want to scream at people and throw things at them because they just don't GET it.

[(Anonymous)]

The right answer was not sultanas.

[(Anonymous)]

I wish I could make you happy.

[(Anonymous)]

I am normally all for anonymous memes, because there is so much geeky fun to be had with anonymity. Today is a bad day for it, though. I'm not feeling very creative.

Twoodle oodle oodle eeee!

I suppose I should admit that I have a raving crush on an LJer, and it's embarrassing. That's practically the admission price of having an LJ, though, so big whoop.

Why should it be "a LJ," but I have the urge to write "an LJ"? DEEP THOUGHTS.

[(Anonymous)]

I reckon you fancy me a bit.

[(Anonymous)]

I used to be bright and engaged (in the social, not romantic sense), but I'm getting stupider and more apathetic by the day. Is it age? Is it what I'm really like? A bit more of this, and I'd almost trade it for the depression rollercoaster of yore.

Also, I wish my journal could be as interesting as yours.