Anonymous comments

[slemslempike]

Hello. People aren't posting much. Maybe people think that they don't have enough content for a post? In which case, you could tell me as a comment.

Or, maybe you would like to tell me a SECRET. Or just MESS WITH PEOPLE'S HEADS. Or say something you want to say but without your name attached: ANONYMOUS COMMENTS.

(Because I am a horrible person, whenever I see posts that admonish people to "play nicely", I want to leave filth-ridden comments excoriating all their near and dear. So I'm not saying that.)

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

how do you annoy Lady Gaga?

p-p-p-poke 'er face, p-p-poke 'er face!

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pregnant! With twins!

It's always fun when people do this anonymous comment, right? Probably doesn't work if the person is already known to be pregnant with twins.

Unless there is another person one of your friends who is in a similar situation...

[(Anonymous)]

I am very much enjoying Cheer! It's fab.

[(Anonymous)]

A good way to annoy Oxbridge undergrads is to say they're overtaught. I accidentally tried it on a friend.

[(Anonymous)]

Why are these tights so expensive? Why?!

[(Anonymous)]

I am having anguished thoughts of 'I thought you liked me, but now I think you probably only hung out with me because you wanted a fat friend to stand next to to make yourself feel better' towards a real-life friend, and it's like a mini breakup. I wish this kind of shit stopped when you're about twelve like it's supposed to.

[(Anonymous)]

2nd tights-related comment in this post: today I bought mustard-yellow tights. They are awesome. Tights never usually fit me, this is amazing! :D

[(Anonymous)]

I commented with some pretend foreign spam and totally fooled you!

[(Anonymous)]

I am in the middle of a fit of teenagey 'omg does this new person like me or is she just looking for a new friend? WOE IS ME' angst that I am sensibly not boring my flist with. But because I can't talk to my flist about it, I've found myself talking to my housemates about it. And whereas my flist would just NOT CARE, like normal people, my housemates are both WEIRDLY CURIOUS and full of HELPFUL ADVICE. I don't know what I was expecting but this was not it.

[(Anonymous)]

I ain't afraid of no ghost

[(Anonymous)]

I have _so many_ posts just waiting to be made, and then every day, I keep running out of time. Boo!

Messing with people's heads? Is that like sneaking up on them and dyeing their hair purple? That could be fun.