One of my favourite ever things I read on a forum (which one is lost in the mists of time) was someone relating about a very petite female friend of hers who'd taken a guy home. On their mutual disrobing saw that he had the biggest penis she'd ever seen, porn and all, and just said "I have nowhere for you to put that".
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Date: 2010-12-01 09:57 pm (UTC)