Getting progressively saner...

What could someone do to a horse to sabotage it without being obvious?
Sugar in the tank?

quickies, make out session etc in old english?
(this is one of the ones where the thread is mostly rebuffing suggestions “well, I didn’t mean Old English, I meant old English. Obviously.”

A 'home' prostitute? *AND* A place with low mountains, wide valleys and big waterfalls?
Holy juxtaposition!

Weasels and edibility
Take treacle and rice. Mix together for an explosive taste!