Nano, nano!

I really wish that all these questions were for one story. That would make my year.

Laws on Cannibalism in Massachusetts
(Um, "don't"?)

Enforce their chastity!
(it's the exclamation marks that makes the title)

What's the best sports equipment to bash a shadow with?
(MC is in an English boarding school and needs to beat shadows up with plausible things)

How does a person clean an ukulele?
(...how does one?)

How much time to make a zombie army? - Medieval death rates
(possibly my new favourite. Far fetched, yet meticulously researched)

How to humanely kill a baby?
(full of people saying "no! change the story", and one suggestion of "eat it!")


The fruit thread is puching for coconuts, with wild card additions of potatoes, butternut squash and, yes, a pineapple.