Nano, nano!

[slemslempike]

I really wish that all these questions were for one story. That would make my year.

Laws on Cannibalism in Massachusetts
(Um, "don't"?)

Enforce their chastity!
(it's the exclamation marks that makes the title)

What's the best sports equipment to bash a shadow with?
(MC is in an English boarding school and needs to beat shadows up with plausible things)

How does a person clean an ukulele?
(...how does one?)

How much time to make a zombie army? - Medieval death rates
(possibly my new favourite. Far fetched, yet meticulously researched)

How to humanely kill a baby?
(full of people saying "no! change the story", and one suggestion of "eat it!")


The fruit thread is puching for coconuts, with wild card additions of potatoes, butternut squash and, yes, a pineapple.

Comments

[fshk.livejournal.com]

Hee! I love the NaNo forums.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

It almost makes we want to do it so that I can pose questions!

[jekesta]

Lol. ::gloves:: I've had to not let myself into the forums of late. Writing about writing is not actually writing and I need to try harder to remember that.

(But but but how long does it take to raise a medieval zombie army? Did anyone know?)

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

"If it's a plague year, or just bad famine, it might only take a couple of weeks."

There was also a formula for creating Zombies with existing zombies. Everyone over toddler age. There were also going to be sorcerers blasting fire at people, and someone suggested reading The Black Cauldron.

[biascut.livejournal.com]

I'd be more worried about how you maintain discipline. Shaun of the Dead teaches me that they are very undisciplined things, zombies.

[speakeasy1.livejournal.com]

As far as nose-shattering fruit goes, I'm voting for the coconut. Those sumbitches are hard.

[sollersuk.livejournal.com]

How does a person clean an ukulele?

Too reminiscent of all the banjo jokes I've been hearing this summer!

(How long does it take to tune a banjo?

Nobody knows!)

[tiniago.livejournal.com]

Hee! Pineapple! I knew it! *punches air*

And also, hee. People are so crazy and inventive. Mostly crazy. :D