Audit Commission

Even if I wanted to apply to the Audit Commission, which I'm fairly sure I don't, I think the fact that they refer to people who want to apply as "missionaries" would completely put me off. They seem to be going for a secret agent type "here is your mission" thing with the site, but rather than calling people "agents", have instead gone for something that for me at least conjures up the image of Victorians bustling into other cultures, forcefully demanding that people follow their rules and not their own, and patronising the hell out of them.

Also, their FAQs (and actually most of the information) are only available in video format, which is probably just what you want when you're sneakily trying to apply for a job from an existing employer, and while the information seems to be available in various places elsewhere on the site, there's nowhere with it all written down at once. Are they deliberately trying to exclude deaf applicants? I am also delighted that their deeply uninformative "diversity" page includes "musical taste" but not gender.

So after looking at their recruitment website, I still don't have any real idea what an auditor does, but I am fairly sure that I wouldn't want to do it. Some form of success, I suppose.