But I'm quite happy about tomatoes.

I want to eat more things that aren't meat, but there's actually a shortage of things that aren't meat that I actually like. (Things that go in main meals, anyway - if someone can come up with new information about the ideal supper being soft serve ice cream and butterscotch sauce then I will be DELIGHTED.)

So, does anyone have a recipe for vegetarian main meals that are not terribly difficult to cook, and contain none of the following:

( List of fussiness. )