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I have to get a CV together, which is annoying as I'm used to application forms. Is it still two pages max? And are people really putting personal statements at the top now? Ugh. I imagine they are, all the guides to CVs say so. I have no idea what to write that isn't either bland or irrelevant. "Enthusiastic go-getter with in-depth knowledge of the eldest DeLuise brothers' body of work."