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Because it is no fun being virtuous in private, I wish to announce that I have deliberately not gone looking for those naked pictures of Orlando Bloom, even though since I like looking at 1) Orlando Bloom and 2) most penises, it seems like something I would very much enjoy, as I assume they are paparazzi pictures that he would not want to have got out. Even though it was mentioned several times in Edinburgh shows I saw so on my mind a lot. I just have to hope that he will take a leaf out of his one-time co-star Viggo Mortensen's book and star in more films where his penis makes an appearance, such as Captain Fantastic.