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[slemslempike]

Because it is no fun being virtuous in private, I wish to announce that I have deliberately not gone looking for those naked pictures of Orlando Bloom, even though since I like looking at 1) Orlando Bloom and 2) most penises, it seems like something I would very much enjoy, as I assume they are paparazzi pictures that he would not want to have got out. Even though it was mentioned several times in Edinburgh shows I saw so on my mind a lot. I just have to hope that he will take a leaf out of his one-time co-star Viggo Mortensen's book and star in more films where his penis makes an appearance, such as Captain Fantastic.

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[motodraconis.livejournal.com]

Dangit, I originally read this post as you having found the pictures and was going to grumble that you'd not posted them up.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Nope! He was in a bath in Ned Kelly, but no nudity that I recall.

[peeeeeeet.livejournal.com]

On the topic of number (2) I would be interested in your thoughts on that "Naked Attraction" show. My main thoughts were (a) does nobody have pubes any more? Did I miss the dudepube memo? and (b) I hope some of these guys are growers, bless them

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

I have not seen any of it! But I had heard that there were fewer dudepubes than there used to be. critiquemydickpic doesn't have as many as I'd have thought.

[cellardor.livejournal.com]

Oh I looked. I didn't search them out but they were on Twitter I think. I found his penis odd. But then most are, arent they? (Just me?)

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, very odd. But intruiging.

[katlinel.livejournal.com]

I think I saw something about Orlando Bloom in passing, and possibly even mentions in shows, but had not picked up it was penis pictures. I will keep my fingers crossed for nude films for you to enjoy.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Thank you, I hope your fingers do the trick.