Glee!

Jun. 27th, 2007 10:19 am
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I got a returned ticket for King Lear with Ian McKellen on Saturday! It is my reward for ringing them up, I feel. It would be my reward for giving a paper, but as I have not yet finished writing it, that might be a bit previous.

Lear! McKellen! I have seen one production before. It was at Tolethorpe Hall, and the highlight was when an audience member sneezed during the most moving speech. This was also before I had read the play, and my sister was annoyed because I told her there was a specific line in it that she was waiting for the whole way through, but it turned out I'd got that wrong. Tolethorpe is a bit wobbly a lot of the time. I've seen a really good Midsummer Night's Dream there, but King Lear was dismal. And not in the way it's kind of meant to be, either.

Must finish paper and do slides for it. Huh. I have been very good (though not if you judge goodness by actually doing any work) and not started the slides until it's finished, because I know I would just spend all my time messing around with background colour and turn up hoping desperately that the audience would be mesmerised by all the special effects and not notice that I hadn't said anything.

I watched Arabella Weir's Tough Gig last night, and was rather annoyed by it. She said that she hadn't done stand-up before, and it seems a very odd decision to have the only woman in the series not be an established comedian (as distinct from comedy actor). She wasn't terribly good either. Her crowd were paranormal people, and throughout the "before" bit where she spent time with them to get material she seemed really sneery, and making jokes at their expense completely, rather than finding out why they were interested in the subject, and what their experiences were. Her gig was more of the same, with the addition of a really stupid comment about the men in the group only being there because the women had big tits. Nice.

I didn't watch Three Fat Brides, One Dress or whatever that dreadful sounding thing is that Gillian McKeith was doing last night. I almost did, because it seems so, so awful. We in this house have been watching a lot of television recently designed to make us better women. Anthea Turner's Perfect Housewife, Trinny and Susannah Undress, and a weird thing about home decoration where they found a couple wanting to redecorate a perfectly serviceable living room, made two mock-ups and got them to design their perfect living room. Which they both duly did, without any thought about what the other might like. The man had a huge flatscreen TV mounted to the wall (and very little else), while the woman had a tiny TV housed in a cupboard, which you couldn't see from the sofa. And then she had her piano in there, and it hadn't seemingly occured to him that she might want that. Oh, bad. Mostly what we learned is that we are not good women.

But! The other day I was watching Trisha (while waiting for Orlando to be on Ellen), and they were doing a make-over of a woman whose daughter complained that she was too frumpy. The mother came out looking uber-swish, and the daughter cried in happiness that she was no longer to be subjected to a less-than-beautiful relative. The mother was a little nervous still, and said "I don't look like Lynn Scully?" and the daughter said "No mum, you look like Susan Kennedy!" Which is, I think you'll have to admit, the nicest thing anyone could ever say to another human being.

Date: 2007-06-27 09:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ankaret.livejournal.com
Nothing on earth would induce me to watch Gillian McKeith, who is a quack (I'd link to why, but I dare say you already know, and if you don't, I don't want to deprive you of the joy of Googling 'awful poo lady' for yourself) but I have to say that I can't think of anyone I'd sooner see on the wrong end of a full-out Bridal Fury. I hope one of the fat brides hits her round the head with an ice-sculpture.

Date: 2007-06-27 09:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slemslempike.livejournal.com
I do know yes, though I don't think I've ever seem more than a minute or so of whatever it is that her poo-programme is called. There were no tantrums to be seen in the clips, sadly, but oh, if they had clubbed together to beat her up quite a bit, then that would have been fantastic.

There was an interesting episode of Trinny and Susannah, in which they were utterly at a loss to start with because the couple they were attempting to "fix" weren't wracked with low self-esteem, and were quite happy in sportswear. And then when they did the naked behind a sheet thing, they were comfortable with their own and each other's bodies, and it baffled them. Hah.

Date: 2007-06-27 09:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ankaret.livejournal.com
I wonder what on earth possessed the couple to go on the show in the first place. Did they just want to discomfit Trinny and Susannah?

Date: 2007-06-27 10:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slemslempike.livejournal.com
Apparently the man did want to dress more smartly occasionally, and was worried that they were in a rut. But they did the horrible thing where they take people's glasses away from them, so 1) they can't see, and 2) they look wrong! As if glasses weren't just great.

Date: 2007-06-27 11:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ankaret.livejournal.com
If it wasn't for all the bafflingly unflattering beiges and heathers they insist on wearing themselves, I would be willing to bet good money that neither of those two women need glasses for anything more than, say, driving. They think 'oh, it'll be a bit more blurred at a distance, so what' rather than 'These people will be about as able to function as if someone had suddenly made them wear headphones playing loud thumping music and wouldn't let them take them off'.

Alternatively, they do it on purpose to make their protégées less confident and bolshy. I wouldn't put it past them.

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