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[slemslempike]

since i got here i have driven my parents' car into the garage door and also swallowed my tongue stud. Not the ball, the whole thing.

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[spiralsheep.livejournal.com]

Yes, but the IMPORTANT question is whether she'll stoop to retrieving it or give it up as lost and gone forever. ::this is my cruel tongue-stud mocking face::

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

I am apparently supposed to "ensure it comes out", but I am quite happy to have replaced it!