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[slemslempike]

since i got here i have driven my parents' car into the garage door and also swallowed my tongue stud. Not the ball, the whole thing.

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There is totally a screwthreaded end loose in my insides! That probably doesn't qualify as jaggedy though.

I hear a car. I think my dad is back.