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[slemslempike]

I am on a course near Ascot. My bedroom is cold. The food is quite nice, apart from the porridge. I do not hate everyone on the course. Not much of it is relevant anyway.

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[peeeeeeet.livejournal.com]

Faintly embarrassed by how much of this post I had to read before I realised you weren't on a racecourse

[jekesta]

Oh, it's quite touching if you read it as Clare being a race horse. I AM GOING TO READ ALL HER JOURNAL THAT WAY.

[peeeeeeet.livejournal.com]

If only we could speak Horse we'd know what all those other comments are on about

[jekesta]

No wonder we're running out of internet if they're letting the bloody horses online. It's IRRESPONSIBLE. (no offence, clare.)

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

You just made me laugh out loud in front of people. I AM NOT A HORSE.

[jekesta]

Horses who don't know they're horses are still horses.

The thought of you wandering around the course not finding much of it relevant is beautifully melancholy.

(Rita made Lurch top dog. She had Kath Maxwell kidnapped, and then everyone went 'OH YOU CAN BE TOP DOG AGAIN YAY!!!!' and Rita said "I think Lurch should do it," and everyone laughed and Rita glared at them and said "Are you gonna disagree with *me*???" and they shook their heads and made Lurch top dog, and IT IS SMASHING.)

[whatho.livejournal.com]

Ditto. There's nothing to contradict that idea, if you can handle her calling her stable a bedroom and her oat mash porridge.

[katlinel.livejournal.com]

Porridge is generally not nice, at least on my planet. Not hating everyone is good. I hope something relevant occurs at some point.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

I really quite like porridge when it is not glue-like. This was horrible.

It would have been better parsed as "I don't hate everyone". That still holds true, though today I actually like a few people, but hate a few more.

[wonderlanded.livejournal.com]

Oh, are you at Sunningdale? I always have mixed feelings about the place. Haven't been the since late 2007 though...

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

yep. and we're going to hop on thurrs to watch defra questions. i shall get myself ejected fir shouting derogatory things about the press officers.

[wonderlanded.livejournal.com]

Seriously? I may well see you -- not sure who's going this week!

[cakesy.livejournal.com]

TELL THEM TO GIVE ME A JOB

[cakesy.livejournal.com]

(Is that how networking works?)

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

I think it is! It has never worked for me, though.

[offensive-mango.livejournal.com]

Aha, Sunningdale then. Watch out for the fizzy fruit salad.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

luckily i never have fruit salad when cake is available. orange bread and butter pudding for lunch today.

i am now having to spend my evening working on a dull dull presentation. and being told what to include by a girl who thinks a politics degree makes her god.