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[slemslempike]

It is not Friday, which at some point became The Day for anonymous commenting, but it's a bit like Friday for me because tomorrow is a privilege day and so I have no work. Anyway, anonymous comments! I'm sure everyone's told stupid twitter or dreadful tumblr everything they want, but nonetheless. Here are some prompts if you're not sure what to say but want to contribute to my entertainment.

What political issue has stirred everyone around you and you just don't care about?

Who are you having sexual fantasies about these days? What does fantasy-you like doing that is not likely to happen in real life?

What's annoying you most about people on the internet (either generally, or specifically one person, you know I love people being bitchy)?

What present are you excited about having bought/going to buy for someone?

Do you think I'm awesome/sexy/deluded/annoying/insert adjctive here? (Someone who'd met me for less than an hour said I was "driven", which I am not and I don't see how she can possibly have inferred, but it is better than "natural" which I got once and will never forgive or forget, even though I don't think it's a bad thing.)

ETA another question! What is the MOST you've ever spend on an item of clothing? Or more generally, other than things like cars and houses and boats and the like, what is the thing you have spent most on that you are a bit in awe of how much it cost, but still like that you bought it? Conversely, what is your favourite bargain?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

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[(Anonymous)]

It is totally true what they say about women reaching their sexual peak in their early-mid 30s. I have way better orgasms now than I did ten years ago.

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[(Anonymous)]

I am jealous! Although maybe that will end up being true for me as well. I hadn't actually had an orgasm ten years ago, so I suppose my meh-ish ones are still technically an improvement.

[(Anonymous)]

I had a fantasy the other day based around going to have a bikini wax. I have now been for a bikini wax and my fantasy did not become reality and I didn't want it to as I didn't find myself attracted to her. I've now realized the fantasy was a bad idea as I spent the session trying very hard not to place real bikini wax person in the role of fantasy bikini wax person.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Gosh! I have never had a biniki wax. Or a fantasy about one, though I can see how that might be pleasant. Good that you didn't try to ensnare the bikini waxer though.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

I am not anonymous, but I am SO BORED AT WORK. I don't want to leave early because I have an afternoon off next week to make up, but OH GOD THE DULL, THE DULL.

[alltheleaves.livejournal.com]

I am not anonymous either but I am so fed up of my work. My boss is driving me crazy today and I can't actually focus on the stuff I need to do because she keeps asking me really stupid questions. She also asked me when I was officially starting maternity leave and I was about 5 seconds away from replying that I would be starting today but then she emailed me nicely saying she was sorry if she was asking an awful lot, she just wanted to get things in place before a new person starts and now I feel slightly guilty for bad-mouthing her all over twitter. And I know that she's very busy and very stretched and very stressed but oh she is doing my head in.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

That all sounds quite dreadful. It is possible to be stressed and stretched without taking it out on people.

[widgetfox.livejournal.com]

I am not anonymous but I think you are awesome and sexy and not deluded or annoying. Also I spent £650 on my coat, which is about 20% of what it would have cost me new.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank you! 20% of a price sounds very good indeed, even if £650 makes me gasp a bit. But then coats get worn so much they need to be awesome, and if 100s of £ is what it takes, then hurray for an awesome coat!

[widgetfox.livejournal.com]

Also it will last me for the rest of my life, so if I live another forty years that's about £16 per year.

[(Anonymous)]

Fantasy-me likes to have people watching me have sex, which is a major squick IRL!

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Gosh! I do not think that I would like to be seen having sex. I would find it rather inhibiting. Is it like an audience, or people happening to see you?

[(Anonymous)]

I am so fucking miserable. Why am I so fucking miserable?

:(

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

I don't know, Anon. But I am sorry about it. :(. (Oh god, that was dreadful - I mistyped a :) instead and only just noticed - that would have been rude indeed!) Is it that everything is dreadful? Or htat not everything is dreadful, which is often sometimes worse?

[(Anonymous)]

It is that things that shouldn't make me despair, really, really make me despair. And then I kick myself for feeling so melodramatically awful about things which I wish I could care about less. Boo.

[medland.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't think that things 'shouldn't' make you despair. If it makes you sad it makes you sad! All feelings are valid.

[(Anonymous)]

Not enough fucking?

[(Anonymous)]

I sometimes fantasise about having PIV sex, but in real life it scares me quite a lot and I don't really want to do it (yet?).

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Is it the P bit, or the IV bit, or both (or neither??) which is the scary bit?

[(Anonymous)]

It's the IV bit. I don't really know why, except for that I think I won't enjoy it and it'll be embarrassing. Oh, and some leftover terror of getting pregnant, courtesy of my school's rubbish sex education lessons, which, of course, focused entirely on the risks of having sex and made no mention of pleasure whatsoever. (Or of lesbians. And it was a girls' school!)

ALSO THERE IS NO SEXY WAY TO DISCUSS CONDOMS WITH A POTENTIAL SEX PARTNER. NONE.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Lesbians aren't real, no-one needs to learn about them!

I do know quite a few people in mixed-sex relationships who don't have PIV sex for one reason or another.

[(Anonymous)]

I spent £100 on a nice sensible gore-tex coat that was reduced from £200, making it both the most expensive item of clothing I've ever bought, and my favourite bargain. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO I AM. I can't answer anything else now because I have compromised my anonymity. I might come back later in a fake moustache.

[(Anonymous)]

The above comment sounds like me, down to speech patterns and typography, but IT WASN'T ME!

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe the above was me trying to throw people off the scent.

Or maybe this is.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

WELL I NEVER DID.

[(Anonymous)]

I have for years been trying to have sexual fantasies about the fictional characters I like reading fanfiction about. But I always fail because then I remember that I am not actually attracted to the characters I like reading fanfiction about. So instead I just remember things that happened in my actual life and fantasise about what they would be like if I were better at sex.

[(Anonymous)]

I have that problem too, but I get around it by pretending I'm someone who does fancy the subject. So if I'm fantasising about Starsky, I imagine I'm Hutch. Otherwise I just annoy myself. By rudely breaking up Starsky and Hutch.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, my fantasy me is actually having sex, which is certainly not happening to me, probably ever, so that's pretty much all my fantasy needs.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

That is quite a change! I do not have sex at the moment, so my fantasy-me is similarly radically different.

[(Anonymous)]

いま、ムーミン谷にいるの？
じゃあね。