Danish!

[slemslempike]

People who speak Danish - please can someone translate "spank me"? My friend the lovely Katy wishes to make demands on her Danish boyfriend who is lacking initiative in bed.

Comments

[squeeful.livejournal.com]

I can't help you with the Danish, but the sad thing is that I can say it in French. Fessez-moi!

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that will come in handy...I wish!

[squeeful.livejournal.com]

I came this (holds fingers centimeter apart) to spending spring quarter studying abroad in Paris. So, it might have! Sadly, they weren't offering the classes I needed/wanted there.

[coconutswirl.livejournal.com]

Giv mig smæk!

Prounciation:

Giv: G as in girl. "Gee"
mig: maaa
smæk: smeg

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

The lovely Katy says "tak"! (I assume that that means thank you, and not something rude.)

[coconutswirl.livejournal.com]

She's "velkommen". ;)

[sollersuk.livejournal.com]

If Danish is as close to Swedish as it seems to be, no problem.
(You do know, don't you, that you can get a Nemi fix here
here ?)

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

I can't get past a no authorization message! Did you know that there's a Nemi feed on lj now? Here. Is that from the same site, or is it different?

[terriem.livejournal.com]

Nemi is also in Metro every day - the free paper you get on the Tube. In English, of course!

[terriem.livejournal.com]

And here's the link.

[cosmolinguist]

That's hilarious. God bless LiveJournal, for helping us out when it really matters.

[renarde.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. This made me grin from ear to ear, at the end of a particularly bleak day. Thanks Katy, and thanks Slemslempike :o)

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

She was originally going to get my Norwegian friend Ing to translate, as she thought that would be close enough, but I told her I knew where I could probably get a proper translation. And I was right!

[coconutswirl.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

What am I now? Your own personal saucy translator?

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Well, more Katy's personal saucy translator, really.

I knew that you spoke Danish (obviously), but knowing the ability of lj people to come up with the goods, I thought that there was a good chance that if you didn't want to/didn't see it, someone out there would find out. And I now know how to say it in french as well, which is a great thing.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Next project, to find out how much my mum should tip her school's postlady! Less interesting though.

[anglaisepaon.livejournal.com]

My Danish guidebook certainly doesn't have that phrase. Hopefully it'll come in handy when I finally make it to Copenhagen. ;-)

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Ask not what you can do for livejournal, but what livejournal can do for you!

[restingpedant.livejournal.com]

I'd just like to point out that, for internationally promiscuous livejournallers, this is an eminently mimeable para-sexual request. Language just gets in the way sometimes.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Hee! In this case, she has tried miming, requests, and is now attempting a full blown order, in the hope that he'll snap to it.