I am SO CROSS.

[slemslempike]

Last night I dreamt that Sean Bean was giving me a piggyback and jokingly said "fancy a shag" to which I said yes (obviously) and he was delighted (I think I was someone else) so we went to find a venue. The cottage we were near turned out to be full of my grandmother and her friends and family, the environs of the cottage which should have been very rural and full of helpful hidden places turned out to be built up and wet after the rain anyway, but we lucky found a hotel, run by McDonald's. They were full up for a wedding, but said that we could get a room for about 4 hours to "have a nap as we were tired from the plane journey we'd just come off". However, when they gave me the forms to fill in, they were trying to charge the room to the parents of the bride, and when I tried to explain and asked to pay myself, they accused me of trying to defraud them, even though I NEVER SAID that I was part of the bridal party. And then I woke up, so my sex dream about Sean Bean turned into ADMIN, and not the satisfying kind, the kind where other people's incompetence WRECKS THINGS.

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[yiskah.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! But also, boo.

Last night I dreamed that I was getting married to M. my ex, even though he was still in a relationship with L., but we were getting married for visa reasons or something, and then an hour before the ceremony I suddenly realised we had to work out what we were going to say in our vows because we couldn't use the normal ones because we were getting married As Friends and the vows we said had to respect our actual situation and also M.'s ongoing relationship with L., so I was running about half-dressed trying to get someone to find M. for me so we could talk about it, and then L.'s mother turned up having got a tattoo to match my wedding outfit.

I choose to believe that it was actually the SAME DREAM and it was my wedding who had filled up the hotel where you and Sean Bean were trying to shag.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

I CURSE YOUR FRIENDSHIP WEDDING FOR WRECKING MY SURE THING.

A tattoo to match your wedding outfit? Wow. I admire your commitment to accurate reflection in your vows.

[jekesta]

This is nearly the saddest post I've ever read.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

It was very nearly the saddest dream I've ever had. Including the horrid one a few nights ago where my mum sexually assaulted me and then made me write a thank you letter for it. It was the letter that really really annoyed me.

[jekesta]

lkashdfoijwefs oh my god clare. Are you okay?

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

I don't know! I have been having horrid dreams recently. I thought it might have been that I was too hot at night, so I switched duvets, and I thought it was working because I was going to have sex with SEAN BEAN, but then the admin.

[anglaisepaon.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

The work canteen better have some damn good puddings this week to make up for admin intruding on your sex dream.

[katlinel.livejournal.com]

Seconded re the puddings.

I will wish for all the admin to have been completed so that when you next visit dreamland, you and Sean Bean will be having your wicked ways with each other to the bliss of all involved.

[whatho.livejournal.com]

I laughed. I'm SO SORRY for laughing.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

HMPH.

[whatho.livejournal.com]

I'M A TERRIBLE FRIEND. I'm about to go to sleep. If I dream about him, I'll endeavour to send him your way.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Oh god, if you get to dream of Sean Bean sex and I didn't, that will be MONUMENTALLY unfair.

[majea.livejournal.com]

I am not laughing at the tragedy of your ill-fated sex dream. I am not.

Was the piggyback part at least somewhat satisfying? I have to imagine riding on top of Sean Bean in any capacity would be quite pleasant.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Actually, yes, the piggyback was pretty nice! As was his pleasaure at the thought of it.

[zoje-george.livejournal.com]

You're just lucky he didn't die in the middle of it.